Gregarious Gal
I frigging love this girl! nastycute: “So…a loft bed? That’s where you sleep? Up there? Oh—and it’s a futon? Ok. Listen, Alan. You’re cute and all, but I’d rather peel off my skin than even touch what I assume must be your disgusting childhood sheets covering that nightmare bed. Please - stop - I don’t want to hear about your “layer of foam padding”, or “cum sponge”. I’m going to be sick. I am a beautiful fluffy kitten. Do YOU think I deserve that? I don’t, Alan. I deserve a lot better.”

I frigging love this girl!

nastycute:

“So…a loft bed? That’s where you sleep? Up there? Oh—and it’s a futon? Ok. Listen, Alan. You’re cute and all, but I’d rather peel off my skin than even touch what I assume must be your disgusting childhood sheets covering that nightmare bed. Please - stop - I don’t want to hear about your “layer of foam padding”, or “cum sponge”. I’m going to be sick.

I am a beautiful fluffy kitten. Do YOU think I deserve that? I don’t, Alan. I deserve a lot better.”

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10 months ago
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    Hahaha (: High standard Kitty
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    frigging love this girl!
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